If President Hillary Clinton is not in the offing, could Governor Hillary Clinton become possible? The state of New York appears to be preparing itself for a governor without a penis, after suffering through a prostitution scandal with Elliot Spitzer, and an admission by Spitzer’s successor that he has had numerous extra-marital affairs.
Although there was an immediate fear of the name “Clinton” among ravaged New York voters, DNC Chair and former Gov. Howard Dean, who once ran the scandal-free neighboring state of Vermont says New Yorkers might adapt to Mrs. Clinton as their chief executive. “Sure, the Senator has some negatives, but none of these negatives are of a sexual nature,” Gov. Dean says. “We even have a promise that Future President of the US, Barrack Obama will dedicate his primary campaign efforts in 2010 to campaigning on her behalf.
Senator Clinton would not immediately comment on the reports that she might abandon her presidential run in favor of the governorship. However, her husband noted that he believes the “fringe benefits” of being in the governor’s office in New York might make the idea worthwhile.
In Seattle, meanwhile, the city is considering replacing its 21st Century toilets with a compost alternative to serve homeless populations downtown. “In a city of dot com’s, I think we should be able to find a place for dot compost,” Mayor Greg Nickels says.
Has your sense of humor been composting for too long? It’s time to take a seat at the Mainstage Comedy and Music Club where Josh Wolf will do more than howl at the moon. Let his comedy be your personal call of nature. He is joined by Seattle favorite Jeremy Greenberg both Friday and Saturday night at 8 and 10:30 pm. Join them, and be glad you’re far from Albany, New
York.
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