Eric Blake: Birds gotta Swim, Fish gotta fly...

The city of Seattle has joined the city of San Francisco in banning the distribution of bottled water at City Hall or at city-sponsored events. The environmentally conscious move comes just weeks after an Associated Press study found contaminants in the tap water of major cities across the country — including sex hormones in San Francisco.
Some scientists have discovered female fish undergoing a radical change in sexual characteristics because of the hormone deposits. This has set off a number of instant E-bay enterprises offering San Francisco tap water to transsexual persons attempting to avoid sometimes dangerous and often pricey surgery. Seattle water did not include large amounts of sex hormones, but was apparently heavy in caffeine.
Reports say Democratic presidential candidate Senator Hillary Clinton may be shipping large supplies of San Francisco water to her campaign office to maintain her increasingly visible cajones.
Should you want to see true diversity in Seattle, you need look no further than the Mainstage Comedy and Music Club this weekend. Eric Blake the star of BET’s Comedy View and Galavision’s Que Loco is on stage for shows beginning at 8 pm this evening, and continuing Friday and Saturday night at 8 and 10:30 pm. See Eric and his special flavor of comedy, and pretty soon you’ll start singing to yourself: “Birds gotta swim, and fish gotta fly, why is that cow up in the sky?”