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Friday, May 2, 2008

Lamont Ferguson: Politics is Deeper Than Blood

Rumors are circulating that still another key Clinton super delegate is prepared to flip to the Obama bandwagon, despite some setbacks for the Illinois senator. Sources close to Hillary Clinton refuse to acknowledge reports that former President Bill Clinton will join former DNC party boss Joe Andrew in switching his support to Senator Barrack Obama. “I really think it’s time that America had another black President,” said Senator Clinton’s husband, recognized as America’s first black President.
Mr. Clinton, wearing several band aids on the back of his head where he may have suffered some “frying pan concussions,” was overheard saying that after listening to Senator Obama speak for months, he is convinced that America is not yet ready for a woman president — especially his wife. “She has this mean streak that I have not seen in any other woman that has favored me,” he said hurriedly ducking, as sniper fire erupted from the back of the curtain.
Like Mr. Andrew, and New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson — who had joined Senator Clinton’s husband to watch the American Idol finals at a strip club near Mr. Clinton’s Harlem office — the former president noted that it is time that the Democratic Party came together behind a single candidate, someone that has widespread support of millions of voters and can play a mean game of “one-on-one.” Sniper fire erupted anew after Clinton was heard saying “may the best man win.”
This weekend, take the opportunity to see one of the best men in comedy. Lamont Ferguson lights up the stage at the Mainstage Comedy and Music Club Friday and Saturday evening at 8 and 10:30 pm. Ferguson, an intelligent humorist with a diverse view of the world, has appeared with Bill Cosby, George Lopez and George Carlin.

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