Pennsylvania-based Hershey Chocolate has quietly sweetened its role in Tuesday´s primary by offering a new "bitter-flavored" dark chocolate bar in honor of Barack Obama. The Illinois Senator says the new candy bar could take a bite out of his opponent´s campaign. The sudden announcement of the new "Yes We CANdy" line comes at the end of a long-fought bitter campaign in the Keystone State. Senator Clinton says she is disappointed in the demonstrated bias of a company that once "charmed me with a kiss."
Clinton supporters in Pennsylvania are furious. "We had hoped that the company might consider a "Bosnian Sniper Bar" filled with cherry-red imitation fruit that people would clearly remember years after eating one," a Clinton campaign spokesman said. Campaign officials were in a last-minute negotiation with executives at of Philadelphia´s famed Tastykakes bakery to create a rich "lady fingers" surprise made of "sugar and spice and everything nice."
Senator Obama says campaign workers will storm the state overnight distributing a free bar of "Yes We CANdy" across the state before polls open in the morning.
If you are looking for a sweet experience or a way to take a bite out of seriousness, head for Tuesday´s open mic at the Mainstage Comedy and Music Club. It´s your chance to say "Yes I Can," and let the audience chew on your humor without rotting their teeth. Comedy Open Mic begins at 7pm Tuesday, singers and songwriters begin at 9 pm.
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