MIKE MARINO: And you vil like him!

The Department of Homeland Security has ordered an exchange of Germans this week as the German Pope travels to Washington, DC and New York. “We have reached the maximum number of Germans permitted under a 1917 US law, a DHS bureaucrat noted, “ thus we had to remove at least one German native prior to admitting the Pope.”
After a nationwide search for a useless German within the United States, officials turned up an insignificant, non-Catholic, unrepetant comedian that was deemed no longer useful by authorities.
The German-American comedian working out of Seattle was last seen writing a certain blog that has been known to make fun of US authorities. As punishment, she has been directed to return to Germany as long as the German Pope is occupying US air space. As the Pope entered the country on April 15, the Seattle comedian was quietly removed by a battalion of Homeland Security personnel based in Idaho. She was placed in a carpet and duck taped to an Airbus passenger jet bound for Frankfurt ”I regret that I have but one joke to tell for my country,” Barbara Sehr said as she arrived on a caravan deep in the Black Forest.
As Barbara attempts to find her way back to the Mainstage Comedy and Music Club, come hear New Jersey Bad Boy Mike Marino tell you tales that will make the Garden State spin. Then come back Saturday evening and hear comedians Tony Daniels, Joey V, and Dean Oleson put together a very funny show for the amputee soldiers gathered at Ward 57 in Walter Reed Hospital.
Then again, if you´re hard up for Germans, the Pope will be at Yankee Stadium…