Are you a bad boy? A nasty, nasty, bad boy? Do you love your wife, and are definitely NOT gay? Then you might be just the candidate for an intern position in Washington, DC. None other than Mr. Wide Stance himself is advertising for interns to serve the people of Idaho and the interests of its senior US Senator, Larry Craig. It is important that you love the roar of politics, the smell of the plumbing, and know the identities of undercover airport police. To apply, tap three times at an airport men’s room near you.
Do you really want to know how many calories there are in a Big Mac? Do you want to know the nutritional value of that super venti, skinny, caramel, Frappuccino? The good shepherds of King County had plans to force every server of edible products to clearly state the contents and nutritional information of every meal, but apparently the foam has risen among Eastern Washington gastro control libertarians. They sense a measure that could soon reach its ugly tentacles all the way to the Applets & Cotlets society. Consequently, the state Legislature has told King County to retain the mystery surrounding what we eat until it is defined in our death certificate.
There is no mystery around the comedy of Tom Simmons. His comedy is the kind you love to chew on. And folks around North America have experienced a philosophical renaissance that makes them reach beyond the typical applets & cotlets of entertainment and enter a more cerebral digestive experience.
You can experience Tom Simmons Thursday through Saturday at the Mainstage Comedy and Music Club. The doors are open, there’s no need to knock three times.
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