Democratic Presidential contender Hillary Clinton was frogmarched out of the University of Texas auditorium in Austin, Thursday night shortly after debating Barrack Obama before CNN television cameras. Secret Service agents say the New York senator is suspected in an international counterfeiting ring that has been “creating change you can Xerox.” The Secret Service says Clinton may be the brains behind the clever development of a 21st Century Xerox machine that produces prints of individual US state quarters on ordinary slugs. “This is not public information, “ the agent revealed, “ She must know about this technology or she would not have brought it up during the debate.
Clinton says she deeply regrets using the line in the debate. As she was handcuffed and escorted out of the building she admitted that she was “being tested.” Still, she says, she knows that the American people — especially coin collectors — will suffer more.
Meanwhile, in Olympia, a measure to expand this region’s Sound Transit agency into a larger behemoth died shortly after a group of un-bathed homeless people entered the Capitol platform and the driver of the legislation was unable to get them to turn down their boom boxes.
Comedian Cathy Sorbo has many stories to tell about her adventures on local transit that are guaranteed to give you a pleasant ride without additional medication. Be prepared to stop, laugh and listen to a veteran of the Seattle comedy scene that tells her stories in her own words — unless one of her self-built characters puts words in her mouth.
See her this weekend at the Mainstage Comedy and Music Club in two shows both Friday and Saturday nights at 8:00 and 10:30 pm. Be there before you encounter Hillary Clinton asking for spare change.
http://www.mainstagecomedy.com/CathySorbo.html
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